"now, if so you think you can dance comes back on… That was a quality television show."
"I’ll clean real hard this weekend. I’ll even vacuum the drapes!"
"Energizer is getting a little flashy, but that bunny - it’s funny every time."
"and snoopy? snoopy was great. he’s really going places"
alyssa went to see maddie’s play, you’re a good man charlie brown
thanks to the tcu drug scandal, alyssa finally knows what “scapegoat” and “at large” mean
i think i’m starting to lose circulation in my feet…i’ve got two pairs of socks on
"god, I just want to be some black man’s casper so bad."
alyssa’s fantasizing about running away with z-ro
It’s 3:30 on Saturday afternoon, and alyssa’s drinking a glass of milk
"wiener this is you cheating. this is you fucking cheating!"